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Portion of proceeds will be donated to Planned Parenthood, where everyone's a pussy.

The Galactic Counsel of Pussies have landed on earth and we need a strong man to keep 'Merica safe! Grab those Pussies by their pussies with your little tiny hands. And sometimes if you can't help yourself, you can just start kissing them too. Maybe if some of them weren't your daughter, who knows, you might even be dating them instead.

Show those Pussies who's president.


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